How to make Spore Potatoes?
First you need a game call spore (http://www.spore.com/). Create your own creature, go to test mode, change the background to black and take a potato using the "capture" button on the lower left hand corner (it looks like a potato camera), you will get a PNG picture (usually located under "my documents/My Spore Creations/Pictures/).
Then you have to go traveling, take some traveling potatoes and combine the two together using your graphic editor (e.g. Gimp or if you don't want the free software, you can also use Photoshop.)
After all that, you can create an account on this sack and post your potatoes here.
How to Stitch Enigma?
You don't have to be Greek to speak Greek. Even Porkchops can learn Enigma.
Understand stitch for us is only a sense of ceiling. If you put your burrito to work, I'm sure you can stitch some Enigma, not fluently at first, I'm sure, but with enough lamination, you can become a native stitcher of Enigma too.
