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Submitted by nil on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 02:01
One day the tomato asked the blender, "Why do you love the toaster?"
And the blender replied, "because a toaster can make toast, he is the man I can depend on. What can a tomato makes?"
And the tomato replied, "I will sacrifice myself for our love."
The next day the tomato jumped into the blender. And the blending began. It was painful at first, but then he was torn into so many billion pieces that he could no longer feel anything. His blood and flesh turned into the most beautiful tomato juice in the world. Sadly the blender was not moved.
When the tomato juice was still fresh, she married the toaster, and together they made a toast. At last, the toast and the tomato juice serves a healthy breakfast.
