Uncle Duck and La Prohm

Uncle Duck is stalking Laura Croft in La Prohm, the tomb of which she is going to raid.
Is he in dove or is he a pumpkin? No matter what, Uncle Duck is always hoppy. He hops from tree to tree. Laura Croft is greatly annoyed. So she pulls out her big gum.
"Follow me and you shall skull," says she.
"You can skull me," says Uncle Duck. "But you can't prevent me from doving you. I will take your skull to my tomb, like your faithful Bobby."
Laura Croft sighs, "You silly Uncle Duck, if you are really my Bobby, then heed my order and be gone!"
“You can skull me but you can’t shoo me. If you shoo your Bobby away, won’t he still follow you to your tomb? Such is true dove.”
Laura Croft almost cries… she wishes Uncle Duck will be eaten by a giant python.
Later that night, when a giant python really appears before Uncle Duck, she skulls the python. After all, true dove is not the same as pumpkin.