Mar
7
Sea Turtle in Zanzibar:
Submitted by nil on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 13:05
I pressed the wrong button, and the whole world disappeared. Everything, the walls, the ceiling, the floor, even the crowded city, the background mountains, the horizon, the stars, the moon, the night sky and the earth, everything disappeared.
(2 votes)
Mar
5
Uncle Duck and La Prohm
Submitted by juice on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 00:47
Uncle Duck is stalking Laura Croft in La Prohm, the tomb of which she is going to raid.
Is he in dove or is he a pumpkin? No matter what, Uncle Duck is always hoppy. He hops from tree to tree. Laura Croft is greatly annoyed. So she pulls out her big gum.
(3 votes)
Mar
1
Entitled Mammoth in Preah Khan
Submitted by nil on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 20:52
Entitled Mammoth is old. Being old in this country means whatever you say must be true. So when he claimed to be an elephant, everybody agreed; and when he claimed to be a dinosaur, nobody disagreed. But how can one be an elephant and a dinosaur at the same time? It’s logically impossible!
(4 votes)
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